They make you take your contacts out and then make you sit here and wait for the eye doctor so if I know anyone at Walmart and they wave to me, I can’t see.
These days I go down to Walmart and they sell em in the back
Some people wanna take em away
Why don’t you go and bust some boys that’s sellin crack.
Guns, whether Remington or Glocks
Come on man it ain’t like I’m slingin em on the block
I’m gonna tell you once and listen son
As long as I’m alive and breathin
You won’t take my guns🎶🎶
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.